No More Mr. Nice Jar
WARNING: this post will most likely piss off the individuals mentioned on here. Normalfags BTFO.
This was originally a rant on Heyuri, but I've decided to step up my game, and make fun of some former friends of mine, including one who (get this) called me a fucking pedophile over Heyuri.
Let's rock.
THEBaratusII
Oh, Bryan. You never fail to be a fucking normalfag, do you?
First off, the whole 'give 5 money 4 booba' meme is so unfunny, it makes even the most common LOL PENIS posts on Heyuri look funny.
Second, Thinking it's a good idea to use a big-tittied anime girl VTuber avatar as a persona literally doesn't make you unique from all the other VTubers who use VRoid-made avatars.
Third, Imagine shilling for some villainess from an obscure anime/manga series (Houshin Engi) that no sane being would give a fuck about.
I'd rather shill for a femboy like Astolfo than some obscure villainess like So Dakki.
Fourth, you're a pile of shit. Nothing else to say, but kill yourself.
OpenRift and the DBDMC as a whole
The whole 'your mother' comeback is so dogwater, that it makes Filian's usage of 'deez nuts' comebacks look fucking funny.
Plus the whole group itself is a pile of shit. Void will never be a real woman.
Nishi
Before mocking this bitch and her slav-ass fuckbuddy in particular, I'd like to say that Fedi is also a piece of shit. I'm abandoning all my Fedi accounts, and will strictly post on VidLii.
Anyways, imagine using NetBSD in the first place, let alone any fucking Unix-like that's not Linux. Go eat concrete, bitch.
gogo/re9177
Here's the big one. The fuckface who made me want to embrace the old-school wild-west Internet mentality in retrospect.
This faggot thought it was slick to call me a pedophile over Heyuri. I bet he learned the meaning of 'loli/shota' from some Twitterfag's dogass thinking petite anime characters are children.
(spoiler alert: they're NOT.)
That whole HTML theft scandal was made to milk some lulz from both your, and Nishi's asses.
PC TUTORIALE is a pile of shit, I hope you fucking die to a VHS-D2 assault rifle.
Croatia > Serbia. Don't bother with your baseless lolcow accusations towards me, as I'll milk your slav-ass some more.
Conclusion
I should have NOT befriended these faggots in the first place. What they really are, in reality, are normalfags with moralfaggotry sprinkled in.
They shouldn't have had the balls to fuck with me.
Moral of the story: DO NOT fuck with me, or you'll regret your decisions.
Special thanks to SapphireBlue and HeXa for motivating me to make this post.
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